Prone to Hyperbole

callmekitto:

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

THIS IS HOW I GET KILLED TUMBLR, BY YOU TELLING ME HOW DOCILE AND SWEET CHEETAHS ARE AND NOW I’M GONNA BE THE ONE WHO SOMEHOW MEETS THE HARD-ASS AMONG THEM WHO JUST FUCKS MY SHIT UP GODDAMN IT also omg cuties

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fishingboatproceeds:

David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.

And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.

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edwardspoonhands:

First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.

But there are a number of circumstances in which…

wilwheaton:

I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.

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twingeneticist:

THERES

ONLY

116

SAND

CATS

LEFT

ON

EARTH

As much as I love sand cats, they’re not even endangered. They’re on the Near Threatened list. There are more than 116 sand cats left on earth, guys. Source (x)

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jackisanerd:

Damn straight

(Source: nerdbuscus)

chrisgeidner:

BREAKING: Minnesota Senate Passes Marriage Equality, Will Become Law. The vote was 37-30. Gov. Mark Dayton will sign the bill into law Tuesday.

(via buzzfeed)

This is exactly how I eat popcorn.

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Have you ever suffered from depression like I and so many others have? Want to try to understand more about depression in general? Do yourself a favor and read Hyperbole and a Half. The way she explains her feelings are fantastic, and her cartoons just *make* her entire blog. 

Source: (x)